There seems to be a pattern to these ASU alerts.
If it’s about Tempe, there’s been a fire, gas leak, or car accident.
If it’s about West Campus, there’s been an armed robbery.
If it’s about Downtown, they spare you the details and just tell you to avoid the block.
If it’s about Polytechnic…oh wait, it’s never about Poly.
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In an interesting turn of events…
My homework this semester includes, in one class, reading about Facebook, and in another, reading about comic books in French.
In related news, not a single person in my English class knew who Rick Santorum was, today, so you know, just another day.
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Our Roommates
- Our Roommates: *amidst much yelling* WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!!!11!!!1!
- Eshani: I'm telling you, they're all "Sex and the City".
- Me: Well, even "Sex and the City" was cancelled eventually.
No.
- Me: How can you not find Joseph Gordon-Levitt attractive?
- Eshani: I don't know. His eyes are dead. It's why I don't like people with glasses.
- Me: *silence*
- Me: You can see my eyes though!
- Eshani: No wait, you're different.
- Me: I'm skeptical of anything you say now. No, Eshani, get out of my bed.
